Hikki & “review” of Confessions of a Teen Idol

I’m so freaking excited, like, it’s mad crazy how excited I am, like, it should totally be illegal!!! I’m so happy, but that’s not the biggest part of the news. It’s her chance at an American album! I heard rumors about her trying again in America, and by rumors I mean I heard her quoted saying she was gonna try a new album in the US. but when you hear that you really don’t know how long it’ll take. Island Records already have a sample song, I love it! It’s called “Come Back To Me” Check it out!!

I must say the lyrics are a touch repetitive, but it’s still really amazingly awesomely cool. I don’t care how stupid I sound right now, I’m so happy about this, it’s crazy.

Note: This is based only on watching one episode. So I watched this stupid show on VH1 called “Confessions of a Teen Idol” and I saw Jesus. (Not my Jesus, there was a joke amongst my friends that my boyfriend was Jesus and I was the Anti-Christ) Well, needless to say I knew none of them, so there’s really no biased. They had someone from Baywatch, Grease 2, Blue Lagoon, etc. So they went to this “Focus Group” and they listened to their Target Audience’s opinion of them. Alot of them were pretty bad, one was told he looked like a drug addict, another was called Chia head, another fat, etc. and If they were insulted they pretty much said the exact same thing “This is raw. This is real,” “It’s upsetting, but it’s reality” etc. It was pretty dull and if they got good comments they were like “Woot” but a calm “Woot” so more like a “woot.” or “yay.” Chris Atkins pretty much only got compliments except they thought he was pushing 60 and he was mid 50’s. They said he was the classic All American guy-in a good way and had the best chance to breakout into the biz again. (Yes, I did just say biz.) What I don’t get on these reality shows is that there’s almost no interaction between the host and the constestants (or whatever you’d like the call them) in Top Model it was a letter, in Queen Bee is was a phone call and here it’s a fax machine, did you catch that? A fax machine. That’s like saying “I’m too lazy to put the letter through the mail (or in the room in this case) so I’m gonna send it through the fax”. It’s completely distant. But anyway, they get a fax and are told to go to group therapy. I can’t say I really liked the therapist, she pushed them a little too much, but I guess it really was for the better. She said the new fame was ‘how people perceived you’ whaateverrrr.  Anyway, it’s nice seeing that Brotherly love (wasn’t that an old Disney series, it was amazing if it’s the series I’m thinking of) and it’s not all bitchy like it tends to get with girls. Something that bothered me was on the commercial for “when we come back” one of those things they seemed to make the stlyist out to be a major bitch, but she was actually quite nice in m opinion-real, but nice. Also, and this isn’t the shows fault, this is the channel’s fault, they said that they’d be back in 30 seconds and it was over 3 minutes before they came back from commerical. AND THEY MADE JESUS SHAVE HIS BEARD! Eric Nies is secretly Jesus.

I found Jesus. He was on VH1 this whole time!!!