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I’ve been neglectful to my wordpress, but it’s not my fault, it’s the time of the month… year… whatever… I’M GRADUATING!
High School… but still… I think I’m majoring in Communications… It’s probably the best job for me, despite my little blog fail, I pretty much coordinate everything between my friends. Someone hosts it, then there are guests, obviously I am one of the guests, usually the host is incredibly vague. So I get all the information from the person and figure out transportation for most everyone and plan all the timing so everyone can make any other events they also need to attend and so it works for everyone…I should be getting paid or this
Euphemisms
For a Recent Death
Grandma’s not dead, she’s just ignoring you for the rest of your life.
For Telling Someone they’ve gained weight
You’re not fat… you … just look like Katamari
Too tall
No, you’re perfect height… just don’t go near mountain climbers…
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